GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder

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Did you ever wonder, while reading my posts, about my manner of expressions?



Circumbendibus! Idiosyncratic turn of phrase!

Today is my comming out – I have GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder.

What does that mean? Main fact –  My mind can’t  work straight.  It works in clouds. See:



Latest technologie and longstandig research makes it possible to cast a glance into my brain. First for  comparison – this is how a common brain process informations:



This is the processing in my brain:




That’s why I please you , if you see me somewhere lost in my clouds,  take me by the hand an help me finding my way…



Dont be shy! When you find gruesome grammer….




(This is an essay, my english teacher forced me to write. Thougt recycling makes this busywork less pointless – LOVE BEING efficient!)


… just let me know. That’s my only chance to orient myself in this logical world.

What’s about that? I award points. If you have collected a certain amount of points (determine  me later – indecisivness is a side effect of GBD) you win a wonderful thing …




…like a washing machine plus a pair of handcrafted woolsocks.

Than you have instandly  some washer – fooat hand. No waiting for loosing socks!

If you are not a friend of loosing socks I could offer you optional a wonderful award to collect dust on:




This is the award:


If you are not happy with all my suggsestions – just let me know. We can talk about everything!

Untill I hear from you, I go on syntaxing how it feels good!

Happy correcting to you!

Hope to hear soon from you! Beware of gibberish – your Tutti


See other strange thoughts of my colorful mind:

Story without words

Story with less words



Handy Hint

Did I ever mention that I’m a computer expert?

You can’t be skilled enough these days! My computer, for exampel, has sometimes quite maverick ideas or refuses generally work. First when he started these jokes with me I scold him, *****  old geezer, but that did’nt help at all!

Than I’ve changed my politic. The landmark was to honor him. I started to tell him how  important he is for my live, how greatful I’m for his daily present and reliablity and that I love him. I beged for pardon for all the nights I did’n swich him off.

If I have  a malfuntion now I power him down. While waiting I paint him a heart sticker as sign a of my affection. Belive me it works!

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In this example he suddenly claimed ‘ I don’t know the camera, have never know her, I can’t read it, have no connection!” He didn’t answer when I asked him if she ( the camera ) was bitchy to him  or whatever. (Guess, he does’nt come out easily with his issues.)  I remained calm, ruled ‘LOVE + PEACE + WORK’ put a new sticker on the lines. And what shell I tell you…?

It works or I could’nt + would’nt write this post!

If you need a handy answer to a tricky problem,  feel always free to ask me.

Beware of gibberish – your Tutti

Some well prepared answers you can find here:

Interesting facts about computering

The Cloud

Ladys & Gentlemen & Geeks # 2



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.. just a second. I’ve an app for chatting in street cafes!

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.. just a second, please. I’ve an app for swearwords a Lady can’t voice.


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