GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder

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Did you ever wonder, while reading my posts, about my manner of expressions?

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Circumbendibus! Idiosyncratic turn of phrase!

Today is my comming out – I have GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder.

What does that mean? Main fact –  My mind can’t  work straight.  It works in clouds. See:

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Latest technologie and longstandig research makes it possible to cast a glance into my brain. First for  comparison – this is how a common brain process informations:

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This is the processing in my brain:

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That’s why I please you , if you see me somewhere lost in my clouds,  take me by the hand an help me finding my way…

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Dont be shy! When you find gruesome grammer….

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(This is an essay, my english teacher forced me to write. Thougt recycling makes this busywork less pointless – LOVE BEING efficient!)

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… just let me know. That’s my only chance to orient myself in this logical world.

What’s about that? I award points. If you have collected a certain amount of points (determine  me later – indecisivness is a side effect of GBD) you win a wonderful thing …

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…like a washing machine plus a pair of handcrafted woolsocks.

Than you have instandly  some washer – fooat hand. No waiting for loosing socks!

If you are not a friend of loosing socks I could offer you optional a wonderful award to collect dust on:

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This is the award:

CONGRATULATION – YOU HAVE FOUND A MISTAKE

If you are not happy with all my suggsestions – just let me know. We can talk about everything!

Untill I hear from you, I go on syntaxing how it feels good!

Happy correcting to you!

Hope to hear soon from you! Beware of gibberish – your Tutti

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See other strange thoughts of my colorful mind:

Story without words

Story with less words

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Handy Hint

Did I ever mention that I’m a computer expert?

You can’t be skilled enough these days! My computer, for exampel, has sometimes quite maverick ideas or refuses generally work. First when he started these jokes with me I scold him, *****  old geezer, but that did’nt help at all!

Than I’ve changed my politic. The landmark was to honor him. I started to tell him how  important he is for my live, how greatful I’m for his daily present and reliablity and that I love him. I beged for pardon for all the nights I did’n swich him off.

If I have  a malfuntion now I power him down. While waiting I paint him a heart sticker as sign a of my affection. Belive me it works!

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In this example he suddenly claimed ‘ I don’t know the camera, have never know her, I can’t read it, have no connection!” He didn’t answer when I asked him if she ( the camera ) was bitchy to him  or whatever. (Guess, he does’nt come out easily with his issues.)  I remained calm, ruled ‘LOVE + PEACE + WORK’ put a new sticker on the lines. And what shell I tell you…?

It works or I could’nt + would’nt write this post!

If you need a handy answer to a tricky problem,  feel always free to ask me.

Beware of gibberish – your Tutti

Some well prepared answers you can find here:

Interesting facts about computering

The Cloud

Ladys & Gentlemen & Geeks # 2

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EVOLVED ISSUE

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.. just a second. I’ve an app for chatting in street cafes!

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.. just a second, please. I’ve an app for swearwords a Lady can’t voice.

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