GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder

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Did you ever wonder, while reading my posts, about my manner of expressions?



Circumbendibus! Idiosyncratic turn of phrase!

Today is my comming out – I have GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder.

What does that mean? Main fact –  My mind can’t  work straight.  It works in clouds. See:



Latest technologie and longstandig research makes it possible to cast a glance into my brain. First for  comparison – this is how a common brain process informations:



This is the processing in my brain:




That’s why I please you , if you see me somewhere lost in my clouds,  take me by the hand an help me finding my way…



Dont be shy! When you find gruesome grammer….




(This is an essay, my english teacher forced me to write. Thougt recycling makes this busywork less pointless – LOVE BEING efficient!)


… just let me know. That’s my only chance to orient myself in this logical world.

What’s about that? I award points. If you have collected a certain amount of points (determine  me later – indecisivness is a side effect of GBD) you win a wonderful thing …




…like a washing machine plus a pair of handcrafted woolsocks.

Than you have instandly  some washer – fooat hand. No waiting for loosing socks!

If you are not a friend of loosing socks I could offer you optional a wonderful award to collect dust on:




This is the award:


If you are not happy with all my suggsestions – just let me know. We can talk about everything!

Untill I hear from you, I go on syntaxing how it feels good!

Happy correcting to you!

Hope to hear soon from you! Beware of gibberish – your Tutti


See other strange thoughts of my colorful mind:

Story without words

Story with less words



11 thoughts on “GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder

  1. I love the way you speak. Don’t ever change. It’s not like I could speak any words in any other language, nor could I speak with right syntax anyways. You are the best. Don’t ever change!

  2. English teachers should remember that the number 1 point of having a language is to use it (I should know, I am one) so good on you for practising your English in such a creative way through this blog (and very admirable too, I speak your language but would be pretty lost if I were to blog in it!)
    In any case, accuracy is a seondary thing but if you do want some new words, structures and ideas or just to look at pictures of fairies and chickens feel free to read my daily posts 🙂

    • Thank’s for you friendly comment. I agree with you – very first assignment of a language is connecting people. A phenomena I observe quite often is that people don’t dare to speak or use a stange language in worry they could do something wrong. More English teacher should think like you!
      I already follow you awesome blog and look forward to the next post!!! Viel Spaß beim Bloggen 😉

  3. Pingback: Nähen! Lesen! Bloggen! | Tuttis Welt

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