Pregnant

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Are you pregnant or why does your belly hang that much over your pants?

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Umm…, there is something I’d like to ask since a long time.

What do you aim, when you tell me every visit, as soon as I openen the door, something mean?

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Don’t fuss! That’s just for fun! When I was in your age I also got fat….

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OTHER VISITS

 

WHO ARE YOU?

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My son thinks I’m picky,

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my neighbour thinks I’m sloppy!

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The queen tells me I’m a looser and thinks I’m her servant,

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people in my village thinks I’m  utterly crazy, (OMG – she wears a hat!!)

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and people at work thinks I’m clairvoyant.

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My english teacher told me that I’m stupid,

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my audience thinks that I’m brilliant, ( or at least they don’t demand their money back)

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and Emi, my dog, think’s I’m the master  of the universe because I can open up all kind of food, inclusive the fridge door!

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Acquaintences say that I’m funny,

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(… ok, sometimes I exaggerate… but I promis, I’m the most harmless person I’ve ever met…..)

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friends says I’m profound,

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magazines says I’m a walking problematic area.

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Merman thinks I’m sexy,

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Nerd doesn’t think that much about me, he is always busied with getting things done (I assume he must rescue the world)

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…and really none can know what blueman thinks behind his Mona Lisa smile…..

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And, what do you think – who is right?

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Oh, they are all right!

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Hey Folks, eye up the Queen or Nerd and bear in mind to beware of gibberish!

By for now – TUTTI

How to shock a nerd?

This is a happy nerd with his latest invention

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You wonder what that black box is?

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This unimposing little black box is a digitalizer. It absorbes people and converts them into digital.

The developement of this brilliant gadget is in the final phase.

After the creativ fun part of developement strict tests of trial and error are necessary.

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“Getting the last 20% is figuring out all the nasty little problems
with what you made that keeps it from working like it needs to work.
That part is unpleasant and frustrating and tedious.

The real world is harsh on our cute little ideas.”

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Digitalizer has some handy user defaults.

Today the frame ‘nice women’ get’s checked.

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Beep: Setting ‘NICE WOMEN’

BEEEEP BEEP PIP

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…and Tutti who comes coincitently along ….

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…get’s absorbed

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HOOOORAY HOORAY, it’s working.

Chaught something!

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Under this scheme everything should be fine now.

No exhausting work or annoying needs just a carefree interactive big computergame .

General picture nice woman is fullfilled.

Nutrients via email. Drip – feed!

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The second screen must be for dramaturgic reasons.
Provides evidence for a real nerd geek

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Carry out strict tests, all in process.

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Hey, it’s really a pleasure to play with you but your frame ‘nice women’ is a bit plain.

LOOK – this is me!

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Image resolution fine! GPS works not reliable yet.

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Heeehey,

I AM REAL

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ENGINORING

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It is real – YUK!

HEEELP – an ogre!  What have I done?? Created Frankensteins monster….

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 HEEEELP…..

Make a run for it!

Get out! ALL!

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THE END

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WHO KNOW’S ?

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None can tell if it’s because the digitalizing or because the exploding or because any other reason but since that day the www is populated with hilarious goblins.

If your computer is doing weird jokes with you – it might be a Tutti !

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Well guys there outside, take good care 🙂

Let’ me know if you have seen one of these cheeky little sprites in your computer.

Keep always in your mind – BEWARE OF GIBBERISH

This post has quite a lot writing +  I have GBD

 If you find  obnoxious writing gremlings – let me know.

Have a post about this GBD  topic in preparing, but why waiting! 

Hate waiting!  I’m unpatient.

PS: How to shock a nerd?

Be real!