Where Has She Been?

Did she got kidnapped by a mean green ogre?

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Nope!

Pizza Flu

And, NOPE –  neither the seafood-pizza-flu!

No, the reason for my long absence is my wonderful new computer!

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My Computergranpa got old and feeble and I was already looking for a new when my son pleased me to swap with him, because he wanted a smaller one for traveling. Then he bought a stylish new Mac Book and disappeared to Asia….

7Transferring everything on the new computer was a stiff piece of work for a technology-goofy like me! And I had to replace some old software I truly loved into  something  SWEARWORD  SWEARWORD   new. Not every progress is an improvement!

Though I got rectangular eyes, in the end when everything was done new and worked well, I was really proud on me!

Two days I was very happy!

First thing which failed was the internet. No connection!

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First I tried a couple of things by myself. It’s really great to have some more activities between the normal work and appointments. Aaarrrrrr…..

Next day I called the service hotline. That is also awesome – neat music for free! Do you also love the automatic voice? “If you need support press number one; If you need information’s to your contract press two; If you need a loo press zero zero… ”

Finally I got a bored young men who told me my router is defect. A couple of days later I got a new router and  was very happy to receive hundreds of mails. One of them was most curious! My business website provider wrote me that my account got hacked, spammed with malware and they had closed my website!

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Eeek! After some more phone queques, service hotlines and hostwebsites I detected many new things. Had heard  awesome terms like FTP access, spot that my computer-expert was on vacation and started to grasp why it is a good idea to have a list with all the passwords…..

Short version – I HAD NOT A CLUE!!!!

Who could I ask? Nerd missed my message somehow…

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And that’s not mentioning, at the same time my old cellphone started to dissolve. I was fine with the blurry display, but finally people couldn’t hear me when I tried to call them. That is nonpractical…

Because I didn’t feel like more hotlines I went into the service shop and asked for a new phone. And the stunning salesperson offered me a phone-bone:

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I’m not shure what in this salesperson mind is going on?! Perhaps he thought I’m an elderly lady …or he red in my aura that my technology skills are low….

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OK, I’m not the youngest but the device he offered me was offending! I want a smart phone!

To get rid of me he thrusted me a catalog into my hand, which I studied over the weekend.

GOODY a least with catalogs and shopping I’m well versed!

Monday than I was prepared! Prepared for one more call with the service hotline!

I was prepared to complain about the bad service,  hotlines at large, was prepared complaining about my host, the defect router, the viri in my computer, the bottle device at supermarket, the eternal bad whether, the old heating, my ailments and a customer who calls me ten times a day!!!!

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Some more hold-on-music made me every minute more prepared ….

A voice like an angel took my phone call. Had a lovely young lady at phone. It was simply impossible to be angry with her…

“…hm, yes, I understand you…, hm, yes, but your contract…hm, hm..”

I answered, “HEY I’m your customer since 2008, I always pay my bills and never asked for a new phone. If I would quit my contract you would send me endless offers. Why don’t you treat me well right now. Than you save me the trouble to quit and you the trouble to send me offers”!

So what shall I tell you? Here we are! My new toy is arrived 🙂Ausstellung 14.sept 044

After this little victory I felt reinvigorated  to grapple with Pandora’s box again

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Did you know that angelwings are invisible on earth? This angels look like you and me and appear when you need them urgent.

I know someone, who knows someone, who has a co-worker! And exactly this wonderful co-worker was so friendly to care for me and my naughty computer! THANK YOU THOMAS!!!!! Thank you very much!

I roll out a red carpet for you…

APPLAUS!!!!

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Look what he found inside!!!!

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Well I mused quite long about these trojans. As much as I know the Greeks tried to conquer Troy. Because the famous invulnerable town walls the war dragged on and on…

Odysseus, member of the ‘Greek-Department’ devised a ruse to shorten the war (…and grabbing some treasures). So THE GREEKS builded the big horse, and THE GREEKS hid inside. The gullible Trojans thought the horse is a present of the gods and pulled it inside their fortress.

Hey cyberworld – I suggest to change the term into GREEKS!

You see some of the prejudices about Germans are not so wrong. We are really wiseacre!

OK, let’s compromise and say – there was an illegal party in my computer and aliens ate my mails for breakfast  😉

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But no matter the appellation, Thomas is a detailed perfectionist. He came with the big steamroller and took a clean sweep.

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Here we are! Only a couple of weeks later I’m back with my extra clean and superfast computer!!!!

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Nice to see you again!

Beware of gibberish and new computers – TUTTI

PS: For the cute green ogre I’ve invented a decent business. You can visit him on my Etsy

PS: Asia seems to be nicely

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Experiments in the Dark

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Do you worry at night? Are you scared in the darkness – than let’s shade some light in!

Last week in my THANK YOU post I tried a black background to express some gloomy mood. The post was obviously not so very popular but I love it yet.  It surprised me! The effect, how the black of the pic’s and the black background of my blog merged inspired me!

Let’s play a little together in the dark! Guess what might that be?

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No that is not a spy in the dark, not the NSA with your data!

I’ll drop a first hint. Let’s look at the thoughts of that being..

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We come closer…. And now let’s switch the light on:

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Year Emi, my dog, who is dreaming night and day of treats!

You want one more? What might this be?

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Not a clue? We go a little closer…

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… this is a green orge who is searching a loo. Ups –  we have shocked him and know he is embarrassed. Sorry! But we are happy to help you finding your way – light on for you:

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see some funny- fail-  bathroom signs and read the story how I was locked in a toilette  on Good Geek Ranting

Next!

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You might think that are two strayed green ogre who will collide soon…

Light on!

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Here we are – Space Hero’s with laser swords!

He guys, why do you argue and fight? Look this happens when we add more darkness to darkness!

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…and this happens when you enlight a tiny candle

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STOP! STOP! STOP! THAT JUST ISN’T ON!

Stop holding your love&peace hippie lecture. I have to make a movie!

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Tutti – DON’T MAKE SUCH A MESS.   I’m the producer, stop making nonsense here, my actors get wild when you switch the light on. Look what they do! We are in Hollywood every minute interruption costs me a Million Dollar!

Oh, sorry Mister….

Ok, for today I’ll better cut and run or I get sued. I hope my little galanty show  was entertaining for you!

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I wish a nice week, have some fun in the dark and beware of gibberish! Tutti

Check some decent work of me or look how pots fly across the kitchen!

THANK YOU!

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Yesterday I was sad. I felt so lonely and overcharged by all the thing which should be done.

When I have one of ‘those’ days, then I’m full of doubts about the things I do….

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I sent a prayer to heaven ….

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and hoped that someone up there will hear it….

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The very next morning, just had my first coffee I got a call.

A friend who struggles since a long time with cancer phoned me.

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Although she had have a hard time, we didn’t speak only about her disease. There were a lot of things to chat about…

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… I admire her for all the power she has still for her family and her job and I was happy to hear that she is going on holiday soon. We were laughing about these and that and an hour was quick over!

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After we finished, I felt humbly. I have really good reasons to be the happiest person under the sun!

Had not so much time for rumination – my doorbell was ringing. Sunday midmorning – didn’t expect anyone???

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The very first I saw, was a big bunch of flowers!

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Then I was truly surprised. A women I almost don’t know stood there with a big smile.

Had met her lately coincidently. She had felt blue and we were talking a while. I know, I can be very encouraging and quite often I have my very own way to solve problems, but I didn’t assign this little talk so many value.

And now, she came to thank me because I had helped her that much. Felt humbly again!

One more hour flew past…

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Just as we said good-by the permanently gloomy gray sky ripped up …

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…and turned into a bright blue sky! Had missed the sun very long…

Jumped  happily on my bike!

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While I was flying on my bike across the landscape I was very grateful and my mind reflected the occurrences.

Thank you God that you send your message so quick!

And one thing was sudden very clear for me. My little wonder today was possible to happen because people had opened up and spoke about their sentiments, especially these unwanted we usually try to hide! That’s why I’ve made these post 😉

And how often do we torture ourself with the things we think we should do and how easy do we miss or under-estimate all our daily goals!

Have a wonderful sun-day and beware of gibberish – TUTTI

See an other rainy day or laugh about my quirks

WHO ARE YOU?

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My son thinks I’m picky,

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my neighbour thinks I’m sloppy!

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The queen tells me I’m a looser and thinks I’m her servant,

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people in my village thinks I’m  utterly crazy, (OMG – she wears a hat!!)

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and people at work thinks I’m clairvoyant.

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My english teacher told me that I’m stupid,

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my audience thinks that I’m brilliant, ( or at least they don’t demand their money back)

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and Emi, my dog, think’s I’m the master  of the universe because I can open up all kind of food, inclusive the fridge door!

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Acquaintences say that I’m funny,

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(… ok, sometimes I exaggerate… but I promis, I’m the most harmless person I’ve ever met…..)

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friends says I’m profound,

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magazines says I’m a walking problematic area.

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Merman thinks I’m sexy,

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Nerd doesn’t think that much about me, he is always busied with getting things done (I assume he must rescue the world)

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…and really none can know what blueman thinks behind his Mona Lisa smile…..

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And, what do you think – who is right?

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Oh, they are all right!

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Hey Folks, eye up the Queen or Nerd and bear in mind to beware of gibberish!

By for now – TUTTI

The Healing Circle

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…recently at the healer circle

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Hey, I was at the  rainbow-energie fair.

They had a device to measure healing power.

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I have truely healing powers. 20 Bovis!

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I was also there and also got measuered. I HAVE 50 Bovis

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My teacher was also there!

Just as a little demonstration of his skills, he showed his healing powers.

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He has 500 Bovis!!

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My teacher has 1000 BOVIS!!!!

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You can switch the lights off when she is in a room because she is so enlighted!

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When I work together with my teacher, then we use a cristal as big as a house.

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Together our powers multiply into 100 000!

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Our vibes are so powerful that the bridge nearby is wobbeling.

Did you ever heared about the wobbeling ‘Milleniumbridge in London’.

That was our achievment!

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Than let me tell you, that my teacher has a direct contact to the center of the earth.

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She has a monument behind her house which is used since thousends of years!

Did you ever heared about Stonehenge?

My teacher and I just worked together and then…

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Bovis? That’s all very interesting, what is that?

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You can’t get that!

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Ah, that’s something you can’t understand at all.

We healers are to modesty to speak about. It’s all  PURE LOVE we do here!

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Yes, that’s something you can’t understand.

And we healers are to modesty to speak about.

It’s just PURE LOVE we do for you!

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Meet more interesting people – look what a friend of me is doing

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GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder

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Did you ever wonder, while reading my posts, about my manner of expressions?

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Circumbendibus! Idiosyncratic turn of phrase!

Today is my comming out – I have GBD – Grammer – Blindness – Disorder.

What does that mean? Main fact –  My mind can’t  work straight.  It works in clouds. See:

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Latest technologie and longstandig research makes it possible to cast a glance into my brain. First for  comparison – this is how a common brain process informations:

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This is the processing in my brain:

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That’s why I please you , if you see me somewhere lost in my clouds,  take me by the hand an help me finding my way…

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Dont be shy! When you find gruesome grammer….

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(This is an essay, my english teacher forced me to write. Thougt recycling makes this busywork less pointless – LOVE BEING efficient!)

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… just let me know. That’s my only chance to orient myself in this logical world.

What’s about that? I award points. If you have collected a certain amount of points (determine  me later – indecisivness is a side effect of GBD) you win a wonderful thing …

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…like a washing machine plus a pair of handcrafted woolsocks.

Than you have instandly  some washer – fooat hand. No waiting for loosing socks!

If you are not a friend of loosing socks I could offer you optional a wonderful award to collect dust on:

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This is the award:

CONGRATULATION – YOU HAVE FOUND A MISTAKE

If you are not happy with all my suggsestions – just let me know. We can talk about everything!

Untill I hear from you, I go on syntaxing how it feels good!

Happy correcting to you!

Hope to hear soon from you! Beware of gibberish – your Tutti

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See other strange thoughts of my colorful mind:

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How to shock a nerd?

This is a happy nerd with his latest invention

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You wonder what that black box is?

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This unimposing little black box is a digitalizer. It absorbes people and converts them into digital.

The developement of this brilliant gadget is in the final phase.

After the creativ fun part of developement strict tests of trial and error are necessary.

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“Getting the last 20% is figuring out all the nasty little problems
with what you made that keeps it from working like it needs to work.
That part is unpleasant and frustrating and tedious.

The real world is harsh on our cute little ideas.”

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Digitalizer has some handy user defaults.

Today the frame ‘nice women’ get’s checked.

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Beep: Setting ‘NICE WOMEN’

BEEEEP BEEP PIP

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…and Tutti who comes coincitently along ….

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…get’s absorbed

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HOOOORAY HOORAY, it’s working.

Chaught something!

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Under this scheme everything should be fine now.

No exhausting work or annoying needs just a carefree interactive big computergame .

General picture nice woman is fullfilled.

Nutrients via email. Drip – feed!

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The second screen must be for dramaturgic reasons.
Provides evidence for a real nerd geek

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Carry out strict tests, all in process.

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Hey, it’s really a pleasure to play with you but your frame ‘nice women’ is a bit plain.

LOOK – this is me!

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Image resolution fine! GPS works not reliable yet.

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Heeehey,

I AM REAL

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It is real – YUK!

HEEELP – an ogre!  What have I done?? Created Frankensteins monster….

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 HEEEELP…..

Make a run for it!

Get out! ALL!

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WHO KNOW’S ?

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None can tell if it’s because the digitalizing or because the exploding or because any other reason but since that day the www is populated with hilarious goblins.

If your computer is doing weird jokes with you – it might be a Tutti !

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Well guys there outside, take good care 🙂

Let’ me know if you have seen one of these cheeky little sprites in your computer.

Keep always in your mind – BEWARE OF GIBBERISH

This post has quite a lot writing +  I have GBD

 If you find  obnoxious writing gremlings – let me know.

Have a post about this GBD  topic in preparing, but why waiting! 

Hate waiting!  I’m unpatient.

PS: How to shock a nerd?

Be real!