The Other Day At The Swimming Pool

Männer wollen nur Gr geä

“Many men go only for goggle and grope to a swimming bath.

That is so obnoxious!”

“Yes, this is very disgusting.

Ratbags!”

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Ladys & Gentlemen & Geeks # 3

Hello again in the magnificent backdrop of our street cafe

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.. excuse me just a moment.

I’ve an app which reports me always  instandly my  latest capital gaines….

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Aphuu, how profan. I’ve an app to rescue the world!

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Get more apps and see the first encounter

or

check my inventions

Ladys & Gentlemen & Geeks # 2

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EVOLVED ISSUE

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.. just a second. I’ve an app for chatting in street cafes!

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.. just a second, please. I’ve an app for swearwords a Lady can’t voice.

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Meet more awesome people?

Go with Adam and Eve for a walk or

learn how to be a good husband.

How to shock a nerd?

This is a happy nerd with his latest invention

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You wonder what that black box is?

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This unimposing little black box is a digitalizer. It absorbes people and converts them into digital.

The developement of this brilliant gadget is in the final phase.

After the creativ fun part of developement strict tests of trial and error are necessary.

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“Getting the last 20% is figuring out all the nasty little problems
with what you made that keeps it from working like it needs to work.
That part is unpleasant and frustrating and tedious.

The real world is harsh on our cute little ideas.”

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Digitalizer has some handy user defaults.

Today the frame ‘nice women’ get’s checked.

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Beep: Setting ‘NICE WOMEN’

BEEEEP BEEP PIP

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…and Tutti who comes coincitently along ….

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…get’s absorbed

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HOOOORAY HOORAY, it’s working.

Chaught something!

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Under this scheme everything should be fine now.

No exhausting work or annoying needs just a carefree interactive big computergame .

General picture nice woman is fullfilled.

Nutrients via email. Drip – feed!

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The second screen must be for dramaturgic reasons.
Provides evidence for a real nerd geek

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Carry out strict tests, all in process.

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Hey, it’s really a pleasure to play with you but your frame ‘nice women’ is a bit plain.

LOOK – this is me!

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Image resolution fine! GPS works not reliable yet.

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Heeehey,

I AM REAL

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ENGINORING

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It is real – YUK!

HEEELP – an ogre!  What have I done?? Created Frankensteins monster….

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 HEEEELP…..

Make a run for it!

Get out! ALL!

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THE END

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WHO KNOW’S ?

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None can tell if it’s because the digitalizing or because the exploding or because any other reason but since that day the www is populated with hilarious goblins.

If your computer is doing weird jokes with you – it might be a Tutti !

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Well guys there outside, take good care 🙂

Let’ me know if you have seen one of these cheeky little sprites in your computer.

Keep always in your mind – BEWARE OF GIBBERISH

This post has quite a lot writing +  I have GBD

 If you find  obnoxious writing gremlings – let me know.

Have a post about this GBD  topic in preparing, but why waiting! 

Hate waiting!  I’m unpatient.

PS: How to shock a nerd?

Be real!

SOUL MATE

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Have met my true soul mate! Don’t know why he does’nt call me anymore…?

Lovesickness? Trouble? Or simply a rainy day? You need inspiration – Look here: THE CLOUD

More therapy wanted? Visit Eve

DON’T KNOW WHY?

adam and eve

 

 

eve at therapy

…my husband is such an idiot! He is utterly insensitiv, generally he has a lack of empathy, though, come to think about it, he never really loved me – marriage proposal he made me without roses- he acts always so brainlessly, likewise at work, without me he comes to nothing, totally underambitious he behaves supidly clumsy in company and the way he walks, really if you could see it , you would blush, yes he is so mean….

I   R-E-A-L-L-Y, R-E-A-L-L-Y don’t know why he left me? Can’t you tell him that he has to come back?

 You like Adam and Eve? See  Chapter 1&2 and let me know what you think about . . .