Drop Me A Message


Hey Potatoman

Dear Mr. Bigfoot, it makes me always smile when I see your footprints on my little planet



What about a decent message?

Therefore are great devices invented:

Footprints Geräte

Because I know, that you can’t speak that much, I would be fine with a  flower bouquet or a box of chocolates, too..

Footprints Blumen


Or what about a nice little ocean-going yacht…

Footprints Jacht2

..or a speaking garden gnom..

Footprint Gartenzwerg2


… or you make an efford and contrive something really surprising!

I’m curious if you dare …. :-p


Please no ad’s, no promos, no spamming and no potatos!


Desire& Reality

Enttäuschung1Must your hair always look so fuzzy? A women should place value for her look!


AGAIN – A new dress! You must have money to drain…


All my children are disappointing for me! Always desired a child with blue eyes…


You are most underwhelming for me!

Why me of  all people? Just I must get an unathletic daugther..

Well Mum, somehow I can understand you very well….


I would have imagined my mother differerently, too…



Where Has She Been?

Did she got kidnapped by a mean green ogre?

Green Orge


Pizza Flu

And, NOPE –  neither the seafood-pizza-flu!

No, the reason for my long absence is my wonderful new computer!

awesome new computer

My Computergranpa got old and feeble and I was already looking for a new when my son pleased me to swap with him, because he wanted a smaller one for traveling. Then he bought a stylish new Mac Book and disappeared to Asia….

7Transferring everything on the new computer was a stiff piece of work for a technology-goofy like me! And I had to replace some old software I truly loved into  something  SWEARWORD  SWEARWORD   new. Not every progress is an improvement!

Though I got rectangular eyes, in the end when everything was done new and worked well, I was really proud on me!

Two days I was very happy!

First thing which failed was the internet. No connection!

not a clue

First I tried a couple of things by myself. It’s really great to have some more activities between the normal work and appointments. Aaarrrrrr…..

Next day I called the service hotline. That is also awesome – neat music for free! Do you also love the automatic voice? “If you need support press number one; If you need information’s to your contract press two; If you need a loo press zero zero… ”

Finally I got a bored young men who told me my router is defect. A couple of days later I got a new router and  was very happy to receive hundreds of mails. One of them was most curious! My business website provider wrote me that my account got hacked, spammed with malware and they had closed my website!


Eeek! After some more phone queques, service hotlines and hostwebsites I detected many new things. Had heard  awesome terms like FTP access, spot that my computer-expert was on vacation and started to grasp why it is a good idea to have a list with all the passwords…..

Short version – I HAD NOT A CLUE!!!!

Who could I ask? Nerd missed my message somehow…


And that’s not mentioning, at the same time my old cellphone started to dissolve. I was fine with the blurry display, but finally people couldn’t hear me when I tried to call them. That is nonpractical…

Because I didn’t feel like more hotlines I went into the service shop and asked for a new phone. And the stunning salesperson offered me a phone-bone:


I’m not shure what in this salesperson mind is going on?! Perhaps he thought I’m an elderly lady …or he red in my aura that my technology skills are low….


OK, I’m not the youngest but the device he offered me was offending! I want a smart phone!

To get rid of me he thrusted me a catalog into my hand, which I studied over the weekend.

GOODY a least with catalogs and shopping I’m well versed!

Monday than I was prepared! Prepared for one more call with the service hotline!

I was prepared to complain about the bad service,  hotlines at large, was prepared complaining about my host, the defect router, the viri in my computer, the bottle device at supermarket, the eternal bad whether, the old heating, my ailments and a customer who calls me ten times a day!!!!


Some more hold-on-music made me every minute more prepared ….

A voice like an angel took my phone call. Had a lovely young lady at phone. It was simply impossible to be angry with her…

“…hm, yes, I understand you…, hm, yes, but your contract…hm, hm..”

I answered, “HEY I’m your customer since 2008, I always pay my bills and never asked for a new phone. If I would quit my contract you would send me endless offers. Why don’t you treat me well right now. Than you save me the trouble to quit and you the trouble to send me offers”!

So what shall I tell you? Here we are! My new toy is arrived 🙂Ausstellung 14.sept 044

After this little victory I felt reinvigorated  to grapple with Pandora’s box again


Did you know that angelwings are invisible on earth? This angels look like you and me and appear when you need them urgent.

I know someone, who knows someone, who has a co-worker! And exactly this wonderful co-worker was so friendly to care for me and my naughty computer! THANK YOU THOMAS!!!!! Thank you very much!

I roll out a red carpet for you…


thank you

Look what he found inside!!!!

trojaner 007

* Trojans! *

Well I mused quite long about these trojans. As much as I know the Greeks tried to conquer Troy. Because the famous invulnerable town walls the war dragged on and on…

Odysseus, member of the ‘Greek-Department’ devised a ruse to shorten the war (…and grabbing some treasures). So THE GREEKS builded the big horse, and THE GREEKS hid inside. The gullible Trojans thought the horse is a present of the gods and pulled it inside their fortress.

Hey cyberworld – I suggest to change the term into GREEKS!

You see some of the prejudices about Germans are not so wrong. We are really wiseacre!

OK, let’s compromise and say – there was an illegal party in my computer and aliens ate my mails for breakfast  😉

virenparty 004

But no matter the appellation, Thomas is a detailed perfectionist. He came with the big steamroller and took a clean sweep.


Here we are! Only a couple of weeks later I’m back with my extra clean and superfast computer!!!!


Nice to see you again!

Beware of gibberish and new computers – TUTTI

PS: For the cute green ogre I’ve invented a decent business. You can visit him on my Etsy

PS: Asia seems to be nicely


Experiments in the Dark

*This collage has 11 pic’s*

Do you worry at night? Are you scared in the darkness – than let’s shade some light in!

Last week in my THANK YOU post I tried a black background to express some gloomy mood. The post was obviously not so very popular but I love it yet.  It surprised me! The effect, how the black of the pic’s and the black background of my blog merged inspired me!

Let’s play a little together in the dark! Guess what might that be?


No that is not a spy in the dark, not the NSA with your data!

I’ll drop a first hint. Let’s look at the thoughts of that being..


We come closer…. And now let’s switch the light on:


Year Emi, my dog, who is dreaming night and day of treats!

You want one more? What might this be?


Not a clue? We go a little closer…


… this is a green orge who is searching a loo. Ups –  we have shocked him and know he is embarrassed. Sorry! But we are happy to help you finding your way – light on for you:

see some funny- fail-  bathroom signs and read the story how I was locked in a toilette  on Good Geek Ranting



You might think that are two strayed green ogre who will collide soon…

Light on!


Here we are – Space Hero’s with laser swords!

He guys, why do you argue and fight? Look this happens when we add more darkness to darkness!


…and this happens when you enlight a tiny candle



Stop holding your love&peace hippie lecture. I have to make a movie!


Tutti – DON’T MAKE SUCH A MESS.   I’m the producer, stop making nonsense here, my actors get wild when you switch the light on. Look what they do! We are in Hollywood every minute interruption costs me a Million Dollar!

Oh, sorry Mister….

Ok, for today I’ll better cut and run or I get sued. I hope my little galanty show  was entertaining for you!


I wish a nice week, have some fun in the dark and beware of gibberish! Tutti

Check some decent work of me or look how pots fly across the kitchen!


* This story has 11 pic’s*

Yesterday I was sad. I felt so lonely and overcharged by all the thing which should be done.

When I have one of ‘those’ days, then I’m full of doubts about the things I do….



I sent a prayer to heaven ….



and hoped that someone up there will hear it….



The very next morning, just had my first coffee I got a call.

A friend who struggles since a long time with cancer phoned me.



Although she had have a hard time, we didn’t speak only about her disease. There were a lot of things to chat about…



… I admire her for all the power she has still for her family and her job and I was happy to hear that she is going on holiday soon. We were laughing about these and that and an hour was quick over!



After we finished, I felt humbly. I have really good reasons to be the happiest person under the sun!

Had not so much time for rumination – my doorbell was ringing. Sunday midmorning – didn’t expect anyone???




The very first I saw, was a big bunch of flowers!



Then I was truly surprised. A women I almost don’t know stood there with a big smile.

Had met her lately coincidently. She had felt blue and we were talking a while. I know, I can be very encouraging and quite often I have my very own way to solve problems, but I didn’t assign this little talk so many value.

And now, she came to thank me because I had helped her that much. Felt humbly again!

One more hour flew past…



Just as we said good-by the permanently gloomy gray sky ripped up …



…and turned into a bright blue sky! Had missed the sun very long…

Jumped  happily on my bike!



While I was flying on my bike across the landscape I was very grateful and my mind reflected the occurrences.

Thank you God that you send your message so quick!

And one thing was sudden very clear for me. My little wonder today was possible to happen because people had opened up and spoke about their sentiments, especially these unwanted we usually try to hide! That’s why I’ve made these post 😉

And how often do we torture ourself with the things we think we should do and how easy do we miss or under-estimate all our daily goals!

Have a wonderful sun-day and beware of gibberish – TUTTI

See an other rainy day or laugh about my quirks